Friday, December 29, 2006

Worn Out

This year has been very busy for me. I've eaten a lot of things, been chased around the yard many times, worn plenty of shirts and jumped on the boy and the girl a lot of times. It's time for a nap.

- Felicity

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Nurse Doodle - again

The boy got the flu so I had to nurse him back to health. We spent time on the couch and watched part of "Felicity" season two. I told him this was what you do to feel better. He feels better, so I must be right.

- Felicity

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Santa, you left something in the yard.

I had heard that Santa Claus comes and brings you random games and food in your stocking. The boy didn't get me a new stocking so Santa had no reason to come inside this year. He said it's because me and Pipey were bad. I think it was the lack of stocking and Pipey was bad enough for all of us.

He did stop by and leave a reindeer in the yard. I smelled his butt. His story checks out. Looks like we have one more mouth to feed.

- Felicity

Tuesday, December 26, 2006


I've been lazy the past few days because I've had my girl at home. She's pretty good. I slept in her lap for the large part of three days and we watched "Felicity" season one together. She even fed me ham and green bean casserole. That was really good.

Also, the boy was home. I slept on his head.

- Felicity

Thursday, December 21, 2006


My birthday was Tuesday. The girl forgot to upload my pictures yesterday. We had a birthday party catered by McDonald's. I love McDonald's. I had a cheeseburger Happy Meal with a little squeak toy game in it. Pipey had the same thing. I love McDonald's. I wish my birthday was today because I could really go for another Mcmeal.

- Felicity

Monday, December 18, 2006


It got really cold this weekend. I'm glad the boy and the girl were home in the morning on both days because I needed the girl's lap to keep me warm. Temperatures in the 50s are just too low for such a dog.

- Felicity

Friday, December 15, 2006

Thursday, December 14, 2006


The girl made cookies for her friends last night. I love it when the girl makes cookies. When she's all done squeezing in the flour and she's about to wash her hands, Pipey and I get to lick the cookie dough off her hands. If we're really good we get to eat the broken cookies when she's done baking. I love cookies!

- Felicity

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Boy redemption

Last night the boy redeemed himself. No, he didn't give me a sandwich. He made a loofa dog game with me while Pipey was sleeping. It was really good. See how happy I am?

- Felicity

Monday, December 11, 2006


The boy FINALLY decorated the house for the holidays. That's a lie. He decorated the living room by the pole so we could do pictures for holiday cards, then he took all the decorations down. Pipey and I had to wear sparkly neckerchiefs. The boy is lucky I didn't take his hat. I hate hats. He's also lucky that girl was around to coax me into doing photos.

- Felicity

Saturday, December 09, 2006


The boy and the girl haven't decorated for the holidays so I've been trying to pick up their slack. I've been tearing up whatever I can find to make it look like a winter wonderland. The boy keeps saying that tax receipts aren't decorations. Maybe if he'd fancy up the place then I wouldn't have to do his job for him.

- Felicity

Friday, December 08, 2006

Toy box

I discovered a new game last night. My toy box is a laundry basket. As I was trying to pull one of my rope bones through the holes in the side of the basket, I figured out that the basket is plastic. I love to chew plastic, so I dragged the basket to the couch and started crunching on it. When I started to swallow the plastic, the boy took it away. Now my toys are just thrown on the chair and a half. As soon as I started enjoying myself, the boy ruined it.

- Felicity

Thursday, December 07, 2006

In bed

The girl got out of bed first today and I stayed behind to warm up my vocals at the boy. He shoved me back under the covers and the girl came in, pulled the cover off of me and took a picture. She's lucky I didn't turn into the Hulk.

- Felicity

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Felicity: Too Cute for Own Good

I think that would make a great headline for a newspaper article.

I've gotten this new habit of laying down, sighing and whining a bit like a bagpipe. I'm just really bored and I want the boy and the girl to know so they can entertain me. They spend all hours running out of the house to dance for strangers and do puppets for strangers and work for strangers. They could at least save a little entertainment for me. I'm not that strange.

- Felicity

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

My serenade

The boy serenaded me and Pipey last night with his mandolin. I was impressed by his rendition of "Ol' Gray Mare." I was moved to actually lick him.

- Felicity

Monday, December 04, 2006

Nurse Doodle

The girl was sick last week so I was too busy taking care of her to blog. Here are some pictures of how I helped her get better.

- Felicity

Wednesday, November 29, 2006


The girl had a seminar at her office last night. When she does seminars she has Panera sandwiches. We get the leftovers. Pipey and I made a dog's breakfast out of the sandwiches last night. I love the girl and I love sandwiches!

- Felicity

Monday, November 27, 2006

New game

The boy was surprised to find I created a new game this weekend. I took the girl's McYogurt cup and put my ball inside it. Then I chewed on the back of the cup trying to get the ball out. He was amazed to see me creating a game. Where's he been all this time? At least he hasn't figured out I'm smart enough to have secret plans to take over his position in the feeding line. No more scraps for me.

- Felicity

Saturday, November 25, 2006


I love holidays. The best part of a holiday is curling up with the girl for a nice nap after eating too much food. Pipey would agree.

- Felicity

Friday, November 24, 2006

T-giving for dogs

The girl made a chicken yesterday so we had some of that for Thanksgiving. Then she cooked up some frozen turkey dinners for us. That was good. I'm thankful that the girl wanted to be sure we dogs got to celebrate T-giving.

- Felicity

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Beggars can be choosers

I figured out how to get some of the girl's dinner. I used to sit on the floor and bark and whine when they would eat in front of the television. Now I just stick my head in her lap and nose my way toward the food. If she catches me, I just make cute faces until she's ready to give me her plate. It works really good.

- Felicity

Monday, November 20, 2006

All grown up

The girl said she won't take any pictures of me until I'm unbloated. This is a picture of me and Pipey from when I was small. I'm wearing my Dog Scout uniform.

- Felicity

Friday, November 17, 2006

I am the Cutie!

I'm a little bloated today, but I wanted to remind everyone that I am the cutie. Do you see how easy to hug I am? Seriously.

- Felicity

Thursday, November 16, 2006


I knew the day would come when I would make the boy compliant by jumping on his head enough times before he got out of bed. I got him to scratch me while I groomed myself. This is the way it's supposed to be.

- Felicity

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Morning protest

So this morning I tried to protest the girl going to work by laying down in front of her. I figured she'd understand it was a protest tactic. Instead she and the boy pulled out the camera and took pictures of me. I guess I didn't make a very effective blockade.

- Felicity

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Laying down on the job

The boy and the girl caught me snoozing on the eyeless red monkey, so of course they had to take a picture. At least I look really cute when I snooze.

- Felicity

Monday, November 13, 2006


The boy and the girl were busy most of the weekend, so Pipey and I just hung out.

- Felicity

Friday, November 10, 2006

Finishing my creepy game

I finished the creepy game. It's now a shell of an alien. Moments like these make me proud to be a dog, but disappointed that the game couldn't last forever.

- Felicity

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Red monkey

I found a red monkey. The girl still doesn't know where I found him in the house. I ripped off his stupid shirt, chewed off his stupid hat, and tore out his stupid eyes. Now he's a perfect game.

- Felicity

Wednesday, November 08, 2006


Yesterday's post may have been confusing. To clarify:

This is not the Doodlebug.

This is the Doodlebug.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006