Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Puppies!

The girl has a big collection of spotted puppy toys that she used to keep on shelves. As soon as I was tall enough, I picked out the puppies I wanted to have for my games. The girl only told me to stop once or twice so I figured she didn't really mean it. I got the eyes off this one so he can't see to get away.

- Felicity

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I am the cute one

This is a picture of me with Pipey and the boy from June. I'm the cute one (obviously). The girl said I'm now 27 lbs., which means she can't hold me for very long when she picks me up. I hope I don't grow up and wind up fat like my sister.

- Felicity

Monday, August 28, 2006

Bra games



I like to make bra games. They're a lot of fun. Bras are chewy and stretchy and fun for tug-of-war. The girl gave me a fancy old bra since I lost my other bra. This one has straps so it's even better for making games. I love bras!

- Felicity

Saturday, August 26, 2006

I look good

I've been busy going on with the boy and the girl when they're home and sleeping when they're not. I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you how good I look.

- Felicity

Friday, August 25, 2006

Feets

Pipey licks the boy's feets all the time. I was wondering what all the fuss was about, but I wasn't daring enough to lick his smelly feet. I decided to try my tongue at the girl's toes. Not too shabby. I understand why dogs lick feets. Of course, we also eat poopy.

- Felicity

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Disemboweled Monkeydoodle

I'm trying to increase my cast of characters so the boy will let me do disemboweled animal theatre. I was making a game with the girl and I pulled a leg, an arm and the tail off Monkeydoodle. Then I pulled out his squeaker and his guts. Since I have two disemboweled monkeys, maybe the boy will let me join his game.

- Felicity

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Guts Come Out


I wanted to do my own disemboweled animal theatre so I took the guts out of Doodlemonkey. Maybe the boy will let me post my own show on his website.

- Felicity

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Friday, August 18, 2006

Making Games

The girl brought home Teeny Tiny Monkey from the zoo for me. He's pretty small. I've just chewed on him here and there until yesterday. Yesterday the girl made a big game with me and Teeny Tiny Monkey. She pulled on him and I pulled on him. I think one of his arms came off. Then she threw him up in the air and I caught him. He's a good size for making a game. I hope we make more games with Teeny Tiny Monkey today when the girl comes home.

- Felicity

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Legs

I like legs. The girl has good legs for sleeping. When she lays down on the couch, I crawl into the pocket behind her legs for a good snooze. If she sits, I just put my head in her lap. The boy is an okay napping substitute for the girl but he has really hairy legs. It feels more like I'm napping on Pipey when I sleep on him.

- Felicity

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Rock Out

I helped the girl rock out last night. We played some Alanis Morissette and some Beatles. I'm learning how to be a good guitar monkey. Don't I look good?

- Felicity

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Flashback

I just wanted to remind you how cute I was as a baby. Look at that face!

- Felicity

Monday, August 14, 2006

Wash Monkey Monkey

Sorry I didn't blog all weekend. The boy and the girl turned the computer off and there's a trick to turning it on that I haven't quite mastered.

The girl gave me a shampoo bottle so I decided to try to wash Monkeydoodle. I had a hard time getting the cap off. When I got the bottle open, I was too tired to wash Monkeydoodle.


- Felicity

Friday, August 11, 2006

What Is Going On?!

That boy has been looking at me like the rally monkey looks at me. I'm going to have to teach him a lesson. He disturbed my nap, so I had to give him that look. You know, the one that says "What's going on?!"

He'd better sleep lightly.

- Felicity

Thursday, August 10, 2006

My Very Own Dog

Pipey's my dog. She always has been. I'm the one who insists that they take her out to pee. I just let the boy feel like he owns her so he keeps feeding me.

Last night the girl got me my very own Pipey to play with. She smells better than the real Pipey. I think I'll call her Pipeybug.

- Felicity

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

STICK!

I went in the yard with the boy and Pipey yesterday and I found a stick! I haven't had a good stick in over a month. I've had to substitute dried poopy for sticks. I was so excited I ran into the house and barely let the boy take off my leash. I tried to stay still for the picture, but I was so excited I had to keep crunching my stick. Stick!


- Felicity

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Cutie

I'm really cute, in case you couldn't tell. The boy massaged my ears until they stayed folded. I think he likes me better this way, which is why I make my ears stand up most of the time.


- Felicity

Monday, August 07, 2006

Slipper Fun

I tried making zombies with the boy's slipper again. My eyes didn't work the same way. I think I just look cute instead of mean. Oh well. Pipey's scared of me at least. So is that rally monkey. I'm still plotting my revenge against him.

- Felicity

Sunday, August 06, 2006

One Word About Me

This came from the girl's small sister. The goal is to just use one word for each answer. I don't think Pipey could manage this. See what I know below:


1. Yourself:
small

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend:
non-existant

3. Your hair?
luxurious

4. Your mother?
birth - wide
girl - good

5. Your Father:
genetic - jackal?
boy - mean

6. Your Favorite Item:
monkeys

7. Your dream last night:
running

8. Your Favorite drink:
arnold palmer

9. Your Dream Car:
yes

10. The Room You Are In:
kitchen

11. Your Ex:
what?

12. Your fear?
abandonment

13. Where you want to be in 10 years?
eating

14. Who you hung out with last night?
girl

15. What You're Not:
Pipey

16. Your Best Friend:
Doodlemonkey

17. One of Your Wish List Items:
beers

19. The Last Thing You Did:
poopy

20. What You Are Wearing:
collar

21. Your Favorite Weather:
outside

22. Your Favorite Book:
tasty

23. The Last Thing You Ate:
tiramisu

24. Your Life:
warm

25. Your Mood:
good

26. Your body:
cute

27. What are you thinking about right now:
poopy

28. Your Crush:
fingers

29. What are you doing at the moment:
trouble

30. Your summer schedule:
action-packed

- Felicity

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Pretzel Nap





I like naps. The girl came home from working out and she lounged on the couch. I decided I should lounge on her. I look pretty good.

-Felicity

Friday, August 04, 2006

Hitting the Sauce

I like drinking from bottles, especially beer bottles. The girl won't let me drink beers, so I finished off her diet cream soda instead. I tried tilting the bottle but I still couldn't get the last drop from the bottom.

- Felicity

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Today's Blog Sponsored by Victoria's Secret

The girl bought a bunch of underwear from Victoria's Secret last month and she brought home a novelty flying disk for Pipey. Pipey doesn't really make many games so I took it from her. It actually should've been mine - it has a pink dog on it, the girl bought it so it should've been given to me, I'm the baby. Oh well. It's mine now. I don't think Pipey will want it back.

- Felicity

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Recovery

The girl didn't go to work yesterday. She came home right before breakfast and went to bed. I guess she was tired from fighting with zombies. We didn't get up until right before the boy came home. I usually like to fit more activity into my day but I spent most of the day sleeping because the girl was tired. I did make a game with my pink teething ring. I figured I'd give her a day off.

- Felicity

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Slipper Zombie


The boy and the girl said they went on with zombies this weekend. Little did they know that I was making zombie games at home. I took the boy's slippers and dragged them through the house like a zombie would drag a person off to eat his brains. I think I look a little like a zombie because of the red eyes.

- Felicity