Saturday, September 30, 2006

Doodlepunisher

One of my fans made this picture of me.

I had hives Thursday, Friday and this morning. I also barked at the John Mayer they brought home for me. He kept looking at me like I was a sandwich.

- Felicity

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Pumpkins!

The girl brought home some tiny pumpkins this weekend and gave one to me and one to Pipey. I had fun chomping on my pumpkin. Of course, I threw up and had a bad case of the poops after. I had to stay in bed and have chicken noodle soup until I felt better. My pumpkin tasted good but I don't think the girl will let me have another.

- Felicity

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Sick puppy


Felicity's been sick so I'm posting for her. Didn't want any of her forty-five readers to worry. She's feeling better but is still sleeping a lot.

These are pics of her sleeping between Piper's legs. Despite her complaining, she really loves her sister.

- Pamela

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Crunches

The girl is all about working out. She said crunches are good for your tummy. I want my tummy to get bigger so I can eat more food. I decided to start crunching on a bottle. So far so good, but I can't fit any more food into my tummy yet.

- Felicity

Friday, September 22, 2006

Tiny Dog Scout

This is a picture from when I was very tiny. I thought I'd pull this out since the girl was wearing a scout uniform. I'm a Dog Scout, and I'm was working on earning my wrastling badge. You can see that I bested Pipey in this pic. I'm still trying to best that boy.

- Felicity

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Hammock


I like being cradled in a hammock. The boy and the girl said there aren't enough trees in the yard for us to put up a hammock, so I've been improvising since I was a puppy. I wait until the boy and the girl get cold on the couch. They grab a sheet or a blanket and cover up their legs before they put their feets on the coffee table. Then I crawl into the space between them and dangle in the sheet. I bet if I was as fat as Pipey I'd hit the ground a lot faster. At 27 lbs., I'm still small enough to be suspended in the air for a few minutes.

- Felicity

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Swab the poopdeck

Ahoy matey! The girl said today was Talk Like a Pirate Day, so I'll try to bark like a pirate.

Me poodlebug was gettin' a might smirky, showin' mugs like ye ol' rally monkey. I gave me poodlebug a choice between walkin' the plank or swabbin' the poopdeck. Me poodlebug just looked at me with eyes that said "Argh." That's when I tried yankin' out the eyes that offended me. I can't have a mutiny on my ship, so poodlebug will serve as an example.

- Felicity

Monday, September 18, 2006

Weekend Fun!


I spent my weekend watching season two of "Lost," season one of "Grey's Anatomy," Forgotten Silver and the pilot for "Felicity." Okay, I napped through most of them. Between that and the beers I figured I should get some exercise. Don't want to lose my girly figure. I pulled out one of my rope bones and had plenty of wrestling games with it. When I weighed myself this morning, I was still 27 lbs. I'm so glad I don't have to throw up my food to stay slim like supermodels.

Maybe Pipey could learn a thing or two from the supermodels.

- Felicity

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Beers


I've noticed that beers really bring out the beast in the boy. He drank beers then tried to carry me around like he was some kind of strong man. Of course, he didn't want me to drink beers. I guess he was afraid I'd be more beastly than him and I'd finally take him down.

- Felicity

Friday, September 15, 2006

Stripped!


I had a stuffed dog that was wearing a spotted jacket. I finally got the jacket off so the dog could be free and naked. Of course, I had to take its head off to get the jacket off. Oh well. At least the dog can be nude now.

- Felicity

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Picture perfect

I've been perfecting my cute faces lately. I noticed that when I bark at the girl she doesn't give me some of her food, but when I make cute faces and sit like a good girl she'll give me ham, ice cream, salad, cheese and even Arnold Palmer. I got to wear the John Mayer shirt because I made good faces.

I'm thinking that if I make really cute faces she'll start filling up a plate with spaghetti for me instead of giving it to the boy. Who could resist this face?

- Felicity

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Continuum!


The girl got the John Mayer Continuum package yesterday. We rocked out, danced around and shared the special commemorative shirt. It's good music for making games, too. I'm so happy about it!

- Felicity

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Doodlekitty?


Last night the girl took me to get a rabies shot at PetCo. It wasn't so bad. I was bored most of the time because we waited close to forever. The girl said I was acting like a kitty. She thinks this picture was scandalous. I was just bored. That girl!

- Felicity

Monday, September 11, 2006

Sweet revenge

I got revenge on the boy. I pounced him and pounced him good. He doesn't like it when I put my tongue in his mouth, so I did that a few times. Pipey even helped hold him down.

Revenge = w00+!

That smirky rally monkey is next.

- Felicity

Sunday, September 10, 2006

The face that haunts my dreams

This is the face that haunts my dreams.

And the girl wonders why I whine when she leaves the bed.

I will exact my revenge. Sleep lightly, boy.

- Felicity

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Hand in the face


That boy is really mean to me. He treats me like I'm a baseball glove. Do you see how he's putting his hand in my face?

His time is coming.

- Felicity

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Arnold Palmer


The boy and the girl drink a lot of Arnold Palmer from Trader Joe's. The girl likes lemonade, the boy likes tea, and I like drinking whatever I can reach. They give me the bottle for a game when they empty it. I practice giving hell to the bottle like I'm going to give hell to that rally monkey when I get my fangs on him.

- Felicity

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Crikey

The girl and the boy said that something happened to the Crocodile Hunter, so I decided to help his adventurous spirit go on. I went in the yard and hunted for a big stick. Then I brought it in the house and made the girl jump because it was so big and dirty. Then I crept along the back of the couch to be sneaky like the Crocodile Hunter. I had enough adventure at that point so I crawled under the cushion with my stick. I'm an adventurer!

- Felicity

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

More holiday fun

Here's another picture from our Sunday in the park.

And here we are with our Starbucks drink.


And here's Pipey trying to be the backseat driver while we waited for the boy.




It was pretty fun.

- Felicity

Monday, September 04, 2006

What I did for Labor Day weekend


Well, the boy and the girl didn't stay home all weekend. The girl was home a lot more than the boy. Sunday morning she took me to McDonald's. She said I whined all the way there and all the way home because I missed Pipey, but I really whined because I wanted a big McBreakfast instead of a cheap McBurrito. The girl said I knocked the car out of gear on the way home, whatever that means.

Then we went to Griffith Park. That was fun. Pipey peed a lot. We even saw a firetruck. The boy said there was another Doodlebug-looking dog there but I didn't believe his lying eyes. There's a reason he wears glasses, I guess.

Then we went to Starbucks. The boy left us in the car with the girl. I wanted to drive off and leave him there, but I didn't have the keys. I tried to figure out how to hotwire the car without the girl noticing, but then the boy came back. Darn!

Pipey and I had a cup of Starbucks water. Pipey was satisfied with it. I wanted a Frappucino.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Rally monkey trickery


That rally monkey is tricksy and false, just like Gollum calls the hobbitses. I've been watching that rally monkey for weeks now, ready to pounce and rip that smirk right off his face. I finally got my fangs on him and ripped out his eyes so he can't see me coming next time.

But wait, it was a decoy! That stupid rally monkey tricked me with a decoy! Just to show him, I didn't make a game with the blind, faux rally monkey. Instead, I cuddled him while I made a bra game. That'll show that stupid rally monkey!

- Felicity

Friday, September 01, 2006

Another Doodlebug?

The boy and the girl have been gone a lot. That makes me angry. Something about having to work. I know they weren't working when they went out for gourmet hot dogs and didn't bring anything back for me or Pipey. The girl said she saw another Doodlebug when they were coming home from hot dogs. She said it had the same coloring and was just as small as I was a couple months ago. That made me even angrier. Then she said that I was cuter with my crazy eye and racing stripe, and then she gave me a treat. I don't know what I'm going to do about that girl.

- Felicity