That rally monkey is tricksy and false, just like Gollum calls the hobbitses. I've been watching that rally monkey for weeks now, ready to pounce and rip that smirk right off his face. I finally got my fangs on him and ripped out his eyes so he can't see me coming next time.
But wait, it was a decoy! That stupid rally monkey tricked me with a decoy! Just to show him, I didn't make a game with the blind, faux rally monkey. Instead, I cuddled him while I made a bra game. That'll show that stupid rally monkey!