Ahoy matey! The girl said today was Talk Like a Pirate Day, so I'll try to bark like a pirate.
Me poodlebug was gettin' a might smirky, showin' mugs like ye ol' rally monkey. I gave me poodlebug a choice between walkin' the plank or swabbin' the poopdeck. Me poodlebug just looked at me with eyes that said "Argh." That's when I tried yankin' out the eyes that offended me. I can't have a mutiny on my ship, so poodlebug will serve as an example.