I think that would make a great headline for a newspaper article.
I've gotten this new habit of laying down, sighing and whining a bit like a bagpipe. I'm just really bored and I want the boy and the girl to know so they can entertain me. They spend all hours running out of the house to dance for strangers and do puppets for strangers and work for strangers. They could at least save a little entertainment for me. I'm not that strange.