Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Villain . . . Turned Ally?

The girl is out of town so I'm stuck with this guy. I guess we have to be friends while she's gone. At least we have a few things in common - we miss the girl and we like beer.

- Felicity

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

More Training

I was working on my super strength so I could be She-Hulk with this bottle. I got it open and I gnawed it really good. I kept my femininity like She-Hulk by wearing panties by Frederick's of Hollywood.

- Felicity

Monday, January 29, 2007

Getting Hulked Up

I'm working on my super strength so I can be She-Hulk. I gave this rope bone hell over the weekend.

- Felicity

Friday, January 26, 2007


Since I want to be She-Hulk when I grow up, I have to train. One thing I have in my favor is that I can be mean and green.

- Felicity

Thursday, January 25, 2007


The boy was looking at a Marvel book last night and I decided I want to be She-Hulk when I grow up. What do you think?

- Felicity

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

New Games!

The girl got me some new games since my old ones looked really terrible. Sunday afternoon she got me a new loofa dog. She said she got the one with the football for Pipey, but Pipey was too busy making Corey Haim faces to notice that I made off with her game.

- Felicity

Monday, January 22, 2007

Pretty as a Picture

I'm very photogenic. Maybe I should use this for my Valentine's Day card.

- Felicity

Sunday, January 21, 2007

The boy's birthday

The boy's birthday was Friday. I've been giving him birthday licks all weekend. Don't tell him, but I think he's pretty good.

- Felicity

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Winter Shirts = Big Licks!

The girl got in two John Mayer winter tour shirt -- one in S for her and one in M for me. I loved the way it looked so much that I licked the girl and the shirt. I was ready to wear mine. That's when the boy took it and said it was his. Looking back, it was probably a little too big for me. He still had no right to take something that wasn't his. I didn't even get to try it on.

- Poor Felicity

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Sweater Trap

It's cold here so the girl is making me wear clothes. She tried to put me in the old dog's big blue sweater. It was a little loose so I tried to get out of it. Sweaters are tricky monsters.

- Felicity

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Bedroom Eyes

I like sleeping. I don't know why the girl tries to take pictures of me when I'm sleeping. I guess I'm just that cute.

- Felicity

Friday, January 12, 2007

Making Out

I love to give kisses. If you pucker up, I'll plant one on you.

And the boy calls me an angry little dog.

- Felicity

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Crazy Doodle!

I like to play bitey games. I got wild on the couch the other day and tried to make a bitey game with the girl. Of course, she wouldn't make the game and grabbed the camera instead. That girl!

- Felicity

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Girl Games

Andy called me lazy so last night I made lots of games. I made one of the games with the girl. She got on her knees and looked at me so I ran and gave her a lick attack. Then I scooted back to the boy and collapsed. Then I put my butt in the air and charged the girl again for a lick attack. It was a good game. I think the boy preferred that game to chasing me around the yard.

- Felicity

Monday, January 08, 2007

Another Weekend

I found myself on the couch sleeping again for most of this past weekend. I don't know what it is about weekends that makes me so unproductive. I have the boy and Pipey to terrorize, toys to make games with, papers to render into bits, and tons of barking to do. Maybe I should make a list for next weekend.

- Felicity

P.S. Pipey looks really strange in this picture.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Patchwork Game

The boy took pieces and parts from all my games and made a new game. It has monkey parts and neckerchiefs and boars and bears and bras. It looked a little scary at first but I made a game with it anyway. It's actually pretty fun. The boy has finally proven useful.

- Felicity

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Panty Game

The girl threw out a bunch of old, clean panties. I found a stretchy pair for my game. They're almost as much fun as a bra game.

- Felicity