* Everyone wants to put their hands in your mouth when you have baby teeth, but never when you have teeth that can actually bite and hurt them.
*The girl likes to be licked in the face.
*The boy secretly likes to have me sleep on his neck.
*A cute face will get you anything you want, even a free mouthful of puppy snacks.
*Barking is fun.
*Cat poop tastes really good, but not as good as sticks and rotten tree fruit.