The boy took these pictures of me last night. I was doodling my way through the house with some tissues and I got really tired. The girl wasn't home so I had to guard the boy from the computer. My feet are propped on the bathroom door.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
I've been attacking the girl randomly. She'll walk through the house and I'll jump up to her and lick her face a bunch of times. She giggles so she must like it. I like to wake her up with a bunch of licks. I guess I just like licking.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
My favorite games are bottle games. I like to unscrew the tops from drink bottles and then chomp the bottles. They make great sounds. When I'm lucky I can find a little bit of drink left in the bottom. Sometimes the girl complains because she has to pick up bits of plastic off the floor, and sometimes the boy complains because he can't hear nerd television. I don't care. I love these games!
Monday, March 26, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
The boy had a vest that he wanted to give away. I thought he should give it away to me, but he didn't listen when I told him so I had to pull it out of a bag. I had a great game with the vest. The buttons were really great to chew!
Last night I barked at the floating bag monster in the neighbor's yard. The boy laughed and laughed. Then we had a floating bag monster in our yard so I had to rescue the family from it. The boy laughed and laughed. He doesn't appreciate that I rescued him from certain bag doom.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Pipey and I have really been having lots of games. We watched that dog whispering guy on TV when the girl fell asleep, and we figured out that we could be even more rowdy than we were. The dogs on that show were smart! Of course, I get pretty tired after the games.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
The girl was working on a new dance she learned at school. I'm usually a good audience, but this time she decided to put a ridiculous scarf on my head. I'm not sure that's really part of the dance, and it made me angry.
Monday, March 19, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
Okay, so Pipey and I decided that we don't like the idea of this dog whispering thing. We're trying to assert our dominance by making loud romping games early in the morning and then sleeping during the day. Maybe the boy and the girl will get on our schedule. We'll see who's the boss.
P.S. I look really good, even when I'm sleeping.
Friday, March 09, 2007
Last night the boy and the girl watched some show about a "Dog Whisperer." The show said that the dog is supposed to be obedient and the people shouldn't bow to the dog's whims. I crawled into the boy's lap to try to distract him from the show, but I don't think it worked. I don't like this "Dog Whisperer" guy. He's giving them the idea that they're in charge.
Pray for me.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Monday, March 05, 2007
Since I did such a thorough job with my gator game, the girl got me a snake game. He's made of the same stuff. It was hard to find a way to pull out his guts since he didn't have any feet to rip off. I had to get clever with this guy.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
The girl got a box of tiny oranges. The box said they were Cuties. I'm a cutie and I know how to read a little, so I took the box to make a game. Of course, I didn't expect the girl to remove the tiny oranges from the box before I got it.