Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Santa John Mayer!

I was a good little dog this year. The girl promised me that if I was a good little dog then Santa John Mayer might just come through the tub drain to make me a grilled cheese sandwich for Christmas.

I know, I know. The girl will say anything to get us to be good, but she would know about John Mayer since she owns the most John Mayer t-shirts and went to the most John Mayer concerts of everyone I know. She would know. I was good all day yesterday and all day today.

I stood between Santa John Mayer's legs to make sure he knew how to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Pipey seemed pretty excited about it.

Santa John Mayer put my Newman's organic kibbles on the sandwich so it would be nutritionally fortified for dogs. That John Mayer is pretty smart. He also used mustard. The girl likes mustard so I probably should like it as well.

Then Santa John Mayer cut my grilled cheese sandwich into manageable bits for eating. That was smart. I didn't want to have to take a big piece of sandwich to the living room to eat. Pipey rushes me when I have big pieces of sandwich and I like to eat in peace.

My sandwich was delicious and glorious. And just like that, Santa John Mayer left.

I will never doubt the girl again.

Merry Doodlemas!

-- Felicity

Sunday, December 23, 2007

I'm So Perfect!

Look at this image. I really am an angel. Sure, I'm eating on the wings that the girl put on me. But that's what angels do, right?

- Felicity

Saturday, December 22, 2007


The girl put wings on me for the Christmas card. I wasn't very excited about getting wings. Once I got them on, I was disappointed that I couldn't really fly.

- Felicity

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

It's My Birthday!

Today is my birthday. I expect gifts from all of my fans. Look at me. I'm so cute.

Best gift ideas:
- games
- snacks
- a pony
- a grilled cheese sandwich (John Mayer, this is what I expect from you.)

- Felicity

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Look, I'm an angel!

This was part of the outfit that the girl wanted me to wear for the Christmas card.

Yeah, right.

- Felicity

Friday, December 14, 2007

Bears Taste Good

This bear tastes pretty good, like Christmas. I wonder if he'll taste as good when I pull off his cute little face.

- Felicity

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Polar Bear

The girl got me a poley bear for a game. Isn't he cute? I really like games. He tastes very clean.

- Felicity

Saturday, December 08, 2007

I do try.

I tried to blog a few times this week but the girl was busy dancing and the boy was busy drinking beers so I couldn't blog without supervision. Grrr.

- Felicity